Thursday, July 31, 2008

Sane Britney Spears Making L.A. Streets Safe for Kids Again




Picking up where we left off yesterday
is LAPD chief William Bratton: “If you notice, since Britney started
wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering
anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay,
we don’t seem to have much of an issue.” Maybe we won’t need councilman
Dennis Zine celebrity “personal safety zone” law after all. [AP]









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