Faces From The Milk Carton

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’m not even going to speculate what type of activities TC Carson was partaking in at Iota Phi Theta’s White Linen VIP Party. It is the Lord’s day! I’m just going to say this one Jay-Z line and be done with it.

Linen shorts so my balls don’t get hot.

Since stans and love haters almost always emerge from the wig crypt on the weekend I’ve got to stick around and read how they defend Kyle Barker’s taco meat. I thought that sugar honey iced tea was gross as a child and I am still equally disgusted as an adult. I’m convinced that every morning he jumps up and sprays cologne on each curl while listening to “My Dougie.” Not kosher at all man!